Saturday 4 April 2009

Saturday afternoon fun

So I was browsing market stalls this morning and all the big fat vegetables got me so horny I couldn't wait to get home for a wank. I couldn't choose which ones I wanted and thought it might look a bit suspicious if I started testing their girth in front of the stallholders, so I picked a few of various sizes.

I love to stuff my cunt with large objects, as I've mentioned before, as one day I'd like to try fisting but my snatch is too tight right now - I can only get a few fingers in. Anyway, I'm getting ready to stretch my cunt and for the moment have my nipple clamps on and a suction cup on my clit - I love pumping my clit and watching it swell. It makes it much more sensitive too. My cunt is already very wet from getting so horny on the way home, but I'll still be smearing it with lube.

I haven't trimmed my pubic hair for weeks now, so I'm properly hairy and the hair is covered in cunt juices. The vegetables are by my side, ready to stretch my pussy. First I'm gonna look at some porn to get me even hornier, then I'll use my vibe on my clit and pussy to really get the juices flowing.

After watching some videos of fisting and women fingering themselves, I decided to give the first vegetable a go. My clit was nicely swollen from the suction and so I covered my cunt in lube and tried to push the aubergine in. My pussy obviously wasn't ready as it hurt a bit so I fucked myself with my dildo to get the lube spread around. I tried the aubergine again and slowly pushed it in. I love the way my cunt feels so full now. The aubergine slid out and I had a mild orgasm, presumably from my cunt being filled and stretched. I pushed it back in and added more lube; I'll need it for the next one, which is quite a bit wider and bigger than I've ever fit in my cunt before. I'll be surprised if it fits but I can feel my cunt getting used to the medium one.

Update: even after managing to fist myself, I couldn't fit the larger aubergine in - just too big!